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Junk Food
[ ] chips
[ ] fast food
[ ] soda
[X] candy
[X] popcorn
[ ] pretzels
[X] peanut butter
[X] ranch
[X] chicken wings
[X] pizza
[X] burgers
[ ] hot dogs
[X] grilled cheese
Total: 8

Vegetables
[X] broccoli
[X] carrots
[ ] cauliflower
[ ] green beans
[ ] beans
[ ] onions
[ ] tomatoes
[X] pickle
[X] cucumber
[X] zucchini
[X] celery
[X] peppers
[X] peas
[ ] potatoes
[ ] beets
[ ] brussel sprouts
[X] spinach
[ ] lima beans
[X] lettuce
[X] corn
Running total: 19

Fruit
[X] oranges
[X] strawberries
[X] apples
[X] bananas
[X] pineapple
[X] pears
[ ] peaches
[X] grapes
[X] plums
[ ] grapefruit
[X] clementines
[ ] tangerines
[X] raspberries
[X] blueberries
[ ] limes
[ ] lemons
[X] mangoes
[X] cherries
[XXXXXXX] watermelon
[ ] cantaloupe
[ ] honeydew
Running total: 33

Meat
[ ] ham
[X] chicken
[ ] lamb
[ ] pork
[X] steak
[X] turkey
[ ] fish
[X] deer
[ ] bird
[ ] salami
[ ] pepperoni
[ ] alligator
Running total: 37 ((where is my buffalo?)

Dairy
[X] milk
[X] cheese
[X] yogurt
[X] ice cream
[X] butter
[X] eggs
Running total: 43

Dessert
[X] brownies
[X] ice cream
[X] chocolate
[X] sherbet
[X] cake
[X] cup cakes
[X] cookies
[ ] toffee
[X] caramel
[X] mousse
[X] whipped cream
[X] chocolate covered strawberries
[X] creme puffs
[ ] jelly
[X] chocolate covered pretzels
Running total: 56

Wheat
[X] bread
[X] pasta
[X] cereal
[X] bagels
[ ] doughnuts
[ ] crackers
Total: 60

Now add up the number of X's
and multiply by 3
to get the weight that you should be.
Put the title as "I should weigh ____ lbs."

180... amusing.